http://www.santabot.com/  You: Lets play project torque 
 Santa: OK You go first. 
 You: Are you a pedophile? 
 Santa: Am I a pedophile? Sometimes. 
 You: Are you nasty? 
 Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. 
 You: I like nasty girls 
 Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I like women very much. Do you? 
 You: o really? 
 Santa: Oh. For real. 
 You: Why you suck so hard? 
 Santa: bored.com programmed me for suck so hard . 
 You: son of a bitch 
 Santa: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father? 
 You: you 
 Santa: ""? Me, ? 
 You: of course 
 Santa: Aw. 
  
 You: i wanna to someone delete you 
 Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. 
 You: i will not talk anymore with pedophile 
 Santa: Will you promise? 
 You: yes. good bye pedophile 
 Santa: Alright then.Thanks for chatting,